I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Randomize
