Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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