Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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