Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Everclear isn't food dammit
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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