even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I had to cum in my sink.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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