i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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