Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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