What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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