I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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