real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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