I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I should be sponsored by Trojan
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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