Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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