Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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