no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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