at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Randomize
