so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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