tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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