there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I just blew my weed a kiss
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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