I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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