Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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