Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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