I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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