I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
