ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize