I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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