More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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