It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Shame - the story of my life.
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