DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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