If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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