When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I don't think brook has ever known best
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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