if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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