He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
