there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
If I die, sorry about rent.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
