What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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