Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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