idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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