I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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