I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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