what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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