this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
two words: eviction party
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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