I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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