oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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