talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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