This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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