so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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