singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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