Already got asked if we're dating
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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