Whatcha textin bout Willis?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
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