Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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