Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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