so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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