I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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