shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
