I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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