You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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