worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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