I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Randomize
